Contraindications, disclaimers & conditions of carriage.

Please read before boarding.

Astral travel is not a substitute for terrestrial travel, licensed medical care, or a qualified therapist. If you are in crisis, the correct destination is a human being who can sit beside you; we can recommend one.

Deities are contacted at their discretion and may not respond. The archangel of Mystery is not our employee and cannot be summoned, subpoenaed, or refunded. Empty is the throne.

Some travelers prefer the dimensions they visit to the one they came from. We are not liable for this preference, for memories recovered, for relationships ended upon return, or for any conviction, acquired mid-flight, that you were once a goat.

Madness is enlivening and is contained, on all flights, by the body of the Calf. Travel unsupervised at your own cosmic risk. We do not offer that.

No refunds are possible across timelines. Void where prohibited, which is most places.