Astral Spaceways Incorporated

If you find Earth boring!


Departures beyond the veil

Scheduled departures beyond the veil since the Age of Taurus. You have layovers in this life. We handle the rest.

✦ Astral Departures — live board
DepartureDestinationGateStatus
07:77 A Past Lifetime III NOW BOARDING
13:13 Sideways Earth (β) VII DELAYED
00:00 The Angelic Switchboard IX ON TIME
∞:∞∞ The Throne Room · BY INVITATION
--:-- The Gift World NOT YET

The board is the map — tap a destination to view the catalog.


You were not meant to stay. The world is getting stranger, flatter, smoother — a great disenchantment, a slow lacquering-over of everything that made being alive worth the trouble. Most people call this “the news.” We call it a departures delay.

We know the way out — and back. Astral Spaceways is the travel division of the Herd of God. The same navigation our clergy use to ascend the cosmic tree and attend the First God, we now offer to private travelers: supervised flights to your past lifetimes, to the sideways Earths, to the deities themselves, and to states of being your daily life has quietly discontinued.

Book before the paradigm shifts. Seats are limited by the shape of reality. Early adopters fly furthest.

Now boarding

№ 001

Past Lifetimes

Round-trip regression to a life you almost remember. Souvenir memory included.

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№ 002

Parallel Dimensions

Lateral travel to the Earths adjacent to this one. Anchor-line provided.

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№ 003

Deity Concierge

Introductions to the marching band of related gods, arranged by our clergy.

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Only documented survivor of an uncontrolled astral reentry on staff · Est. MMXXII · A walled garden, not a mass product.